I’d like to thank you for implanting your horrible song in my head. For the last week I’ve had a constant accompaniment of something about the way and blah, blah, blah. I can’t escape it.
And I’m sure you’d say something like- well at least our teaching has stuck with you! When in fact I do believe the opposite of your goal has occurred. I’ve taken the Lord’s name in vain more often (which is a feat mind you) in the last week due directly to your obnoxious ass song.
You have caused me to sin. You and your moonwalk. I don’t know how you sleep at night. I know I don’t. I’m too busy humming.