Seriously now.

This can not be real.

Well I know it is real but I’m 99% positive that it is from someone who’s been here before.

Because if there is someone out there who is actually turning to google for this, then the aliens might as well take over the planet because humanity as we know it is a distant memory.

Having baby sex with dog wife who has no underwear

Right?

Please someone own up to this.  Because I’m halfway into the fetal position readying myself to be anally probed by the alien scientists.