Let me first say, I love your product the Playtex Sport Tampons. I really feel like they are providing me the absorption power that I have been looking for, even if I am not a “body in motion.”
However, I have a few thoughts to share with you. First- When I open a tampon, I’m pretty much develop a one track mind which revolves around pushing a plastic applicator into my cooter. This is not the time to be reminded that “Win or Lose, play fair.” or “Let’s go work out our frustrations.”
I like to cheat- so there. And as for the frustrations part, it leads me to my least favorite saying- “I’m on your team.” If you were truly on my team or understood my frustration, I would not be using your product. Maybe you should look into a TTC version with sayings such as “bummer”, “next time let’s try CD 12, 14, 16, 17, and 18” or try a little cross promotion with Clear Blue Easy and go with “Try OPK’s- they take out the guess work”
Just a thought.
Secondly- let’s discuss the word “Fresh”
I believe that every other day of the month my cooter is relatively “fresh.” However, it does not smell like a chemically induced field of freshly bloomed wild flowers. I’m not sure there is a woman whose own version of “fresh” comes close to this but if you have found her, let me know because I gotta smell that shite.
Other than that, you’re doing a great job. Hopefully I won’t be needed your services next month but if I do- seriously, think these things over.
That was hysterical!