of internet searches that lead to my blog! Today’s was “are dogs harmful to those trying to get pr”. I’m going out on a limb and saying that the ‘pr’ was pregnant.
What harm is a dog going to be doing? And why is your dog in the room to begin with? Do you need an audience? Do you need help- oh god, I need to stop right there because I just threw up in my mouth.
Edit: I just noticed that the actual search was “are dogs harmful for a human trying to get pr”. So apparently they aren’t concerned with the canine effect on unicorn reproduction.