of internet searches that lead to my blog!  Today’s was “are dogs harmful to those trying to get pr”.  I’m going out on a limb and saying that the ‘pr’ was pregnant.

What harm is a dog going to be doing?  And why is your dog in the room to begin with?  Do you need an audience?  Do you need help- oh god, I need to stop right there because I just threw up in my mouth.

Edit:  I just noticed that the actual search was “are dogs harmful for a human trying to get pr”.  So apparently they aren’t concerned with the canine effect on unicorn reproduction.