Dear Mr. Murphy;

I think it is about time you came and paid me a visit.

You see, I just bought a year subscription to Fertility Friend’s VIP service.  This is after almost two years of buying the 90 day package time and time again.  

Doesn’t this seem to be the prime type of situation that your law would play into?  Think of the story!  I spent two years buying three months at a time and the moment I went ahead and bought the year subscription… bam! pregnant.

Good story.  Real good story.

I’m perfectly okay with losing the $45.  Really, I am.

Sincerely,

Me.

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About Amanda Broyles

Amanda is amazing. Amanda is spectacular. Amanda is humble. Amanda is also a full time college student so take pity on her and don't complain when her TV reviews aren't up immediately following an episode.
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