Another RISTLTMB (I have to really think that through each time I type it) today was “Getting yourself knocked up.”
If only it was that easy! I’d have been pregnant a year and a half ago! Oh to dream.
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Wha? How many?
- 74,603 people who really just want to live vicariously through me
I like to hear myself text
- I was collecting eggs and then suddenly abducted by aliens. The very least they could have done is let me sleep as… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2 days ago
- With each passing day I am more convinced that @NinaWest is living my best life. I mean manatees?!??!? Come on now. (Off to order.) 2 weeks ago
- This entire house is just sitting here slack jawed. One moment “what is Harris doing?” Next moment “holy shit. Holy shit. HOLY SHIT.” 2 weeks ago
- Imagine not having dental insurance for almost a decade and then when you finally get it? You learn you have to kee… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2 weeks ago
- RT @Eugene_Scott: Go where you are valued - not tolerated. 2 weeks ago
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After much thought and deliberation, I have concluded what RISTLTMB is. I feel like I deserve a cookie.
GIVE ME A DAMN COOKIE!