Another RISTLTMB (I have to really think that through each time I type it) today was “Getting yourself knocked up.”
If only it was that easy! I’d have been pregnant a year and a half ago! Oh to dream.
Blogroll
Wha? How many?
- 72,876 people who really just want to live vicariously through me
I like to hear myself text
- When you can’t escape the bubble blowers in an Animal Crossing fake Disney fireworks date. @ Orlando, Florida instagram.com/p/CDsHt3EDwgz/… 1 day ago
- I may not have been called back for my job with @UniversalORL’s SuperStar Parade, but at least I can still chase th… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2 days ago
- If anyone was wondering how sound a sleeper my wife is... I just ate an entire bag of @7eleven smoked Gouda kettle… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2 days ago
- Pretty niche tweet: the music to the phone game EverMerge is giving me big time flashbacks to Universal’s Holiday P… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 3 days ago
- The dog has woken me up at four am multiple times this week. I told him there’d be hell to pay if he did it again t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 4 days ago
In case you want to catch up
After much thought and deliberation, I have concluded what RISTLTMB is. I feel like I deserve a cookie.
GIVE ME A DAMN COOKIE!