Another RISTLTMB (I have to really think that through each time I type it) today was “Getting yourself knocked up.”
If only it was that easy! I’d have been pregnant a year and a half ago! Oh to dream.
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- I’ve been home about sixteen hours. Chili is on the stove. Bread is in the oven. Laundry has been started. I was im… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 4 weeks ago
- RT @gracebredson: He’s a finance bro https://t.co/OTvu9ozNIF 1 month ago
- Lion King has been running for 25 years and whoever is doing captions surely knew they’d be performing. So “sings i… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2 months ago
- It took me over 20 years to get my undergrad. Now, I'm about to finish my grad school application. I asked Grace wh… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2 months ago
- RT @Huskers: She's done it all: ‣ Played pro for 15 years ‣ Medaled in the Olympics 🥉 ‣ Repped 🇨🇦 in 5 World Cups ‣ Served as the Head of… 2 months ago
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After much thought and deliberation, I have concluded what RISTLTMB is. I feel like I deserve a cookie.
GIVE ME A DAMN COOKIE!