Dear freaky church singing people;

I’d like to thank you for implanting your horrible song in my head.  For the last week I’ve had a constant accompaniment of something about the way and blah, blah, blah.  I can’t escape it.

And I’m sure you’d say something like- well at least our teaching has stuck with you!  When in fact I do believe the opposite of your goal has occurred.  I’ve taken the Lord’s name in vain more often (which is a feat mind you) in the last week due directly to your obnoxious ass song.

You have caused me to sin.  You and your moonwalk.  I don’t know how you sleep at night.  I know I don’t.  I’m too busy humming.

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Amanda is amazing. Amanda is spectacular. Amanda is humble. Amanda is also a full time college student so take pity on her and don't complain when her TV reviews aren't up immediately following an episode.
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