So last time my mom got a blog “award” she didn’t name me- I bitched and moaned about it so of course this time around she picked me. I feel so special! I took a screen shot of the page and framed it and everything.
I should have remembered when I was bitching that I actually am horrible at these things because outside of my mom’s blog and a few random other ones- I don’t really read any blogs with any regularity. I’m horrible at it. I do check out P’s now that I’ve got the link but that is probably about it.
Anyways this is what needs to be done.
- Pick up the closest book you can lay your hand on.
- Turn to Page 56
- Find the 5th sentence,
- Type out that sentence in your blog post.
- Pass it on to five people
Here’s a problem right off the bat- I am equidistant to about 30 books right now as I just disassembled a bookshelf. I guess I could just pick the top one on my left and right. That would be fair, right?
The first one is Between, Georgia by Joshilyn Jackson. A great book if anyone was wondering. Anyways, page 56, 5th sentence:
Then Genny started screaming, too, and Henry said, “No,” and vaulted the counter, knocking the big trucker aside and sprinting out the door.
Oh that part was freaky.
Anyways- on to the next book. And it is, ha!-The Collegeville Hymnal, Organ Accompaniment, Volume 2. Nice- I think I accidentally stole this from my last parish. Oops. Anyways- page 56…. of course. It is an instrumental descant for O Lord, I am Not Worthy. Hmmm, never used it but it looks nice. Okay move on to page 57. Ahhh, confirmation that I stole it from my last parish. It has notes from the old organist in it. Page 57 is Let All Mortal Flesh Keep Silence. Sentence 5 is:
THERE IS NO FIFTH SENTENCE! They’ve got all four verses in continuous sentences.
Page 59 (I will find a fifth sentence dammit). Okay, finally. This is Draw Near and Take the Body of Your Lord. Sentence 5:
Let us approach with faithful hearts sincere, And take the pledges of salvation here.