I asked for it.

So last time my mom got a blog “award” she didn’t name me- I bitched and moaned about it so of course this time around she picked me.  I feel so special!  I took a screen shot of the page and framed it and everything.

I should have remembered when I was bitching that I actually am horrible at these things because outside of my mom’s blog and a few random other ones- I don’t really read any blogs with any regularity.  I’m horrible at it.  I do check out P’s now that I’ve got the link but that is probably about it.

Anyways this is what needs to be done.

  1. Pick up the closest book you can lay your hand on.
  2. Turn to Page 56
  3. Find the 5th sentence,
  4. Type out that sentence in your blog post.
  5. Pass it on to five people

Here’s a problem right off the bat- I am equidistant to about 30 books right now as I just disassembled a bookshelf.  I guess I could just pick the top one on my left and right.  That would be fair, right?

The first one is Between, Georgia by Joshilyn Jackson.  A great book if anyone was wondering.  Anyways, page 56, 5th sentence:

Then Genny started screaming, too, and Henry said, “No,” and vaulted the counter, knocking the big trucker aside and sprinting out the door.

Oh that part was freaky.

Anyways- on to the next book. And it is, ha!-The Collegeville Hymnal, Organ Accompaniment, Volume 2.  Nice- I think I accidentally stole this from my last parish.  Oops.  Anyways- page 56…. of course.  It is an instrumental descant for O Lord, I am Not Worthy.  Hmmm, never used it but it looks nice.  Okay move on to page 57.  Ahhh, confirmation that I stole it from my last parish.  It has notes from the old organist in it.  Page 57 is Let All Mortal Flesh Keep Silence.  Sentence 5 is:

THERE IS NO FIFTH SENTENCE!  They’ve got all four verses in continuous sentences.

Page 59 (I will find a fifth sentence dammit).  Okay, finally.  This is Draw Near and Take the Body of Your Lord.  Sentence 5:

Let us approach with faithful hearts sincere, And take the pledges of salvation here.



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Amanda is amazing. Amanda is spectacular. Amanda is humble. Amanda is also a full time college student so take pity on her and don't complain when her TV reviews aren't up immediately following an episode.
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1 Response to I asked for it.

  1. Zilla says:

    “Active Labor brings stronger contractions every two to four minutes lasting from 45 to 60 seconds, or perhaps even longer.”

    I am not pregnant, but i picked up this book while waiting to see my GYN for the umpteenth time this year for yet another ladypart ailment.

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