Here it is.

You would think that the buildup I’ve given it would result in a huge overhaul… but it’s not.  It’s a small change but it’s enough!

This is one of those rooms that I forgot to get “before” pictures of but my sister did salvage a piece of the lovely wallpaper so without further ado- the master bath.

Imagine if you will… you’ve had a long day filled with cheese and banannas.  You head into the bathroom to sit for a spell and you are faced with four walls covered in this:

Please note- the stains are not due to the wallpaper being removed.  Ponder that a moment.

Yes, it is a freaky ass bird staring at you.  A freaky ass bird staring at you while sitting amongst a field of nauseating blue, brown and baby poop yellow.  This is not pretty.

Don’t think that this bird is alone.  Oh no!

He’s got a friend whom I call “He who looks as if to be projectile vomiting out of his ass”.  I call him assplosion for short.

Hard to believe I wanted to take that down huh?

But I did.  Well my sister did.  And as she will tell you, that drywall did not want to give up freaky bird and assplosion.  No siree.  So it’s not in the best of shape.  There will come a day when I rip out the dry wall and start fresh but I assure you that day is not in my immediate future.

…… I’m going to post this now and go make dinner (the native is getting restless) but I will update it later this evening.  Roast shrimp and broccoli here I come!