I guess I should be flattered that so many people are concerned about my well being- especially since my own mother was unaware of the water situation down here in the southeast.

But rest assured people- I, the husband, and even the dogs are completely dry.

As a matter of fact, we haven’t seen rain for weeks.

That’s a lie.

It rained for ten minutes this past weekend.

I’ve watched the news and it seems as if everywhere around us has had ridiculous amounts of rain.  Atlanta is trying to become a part of the Gulf.  We are dry.  We are bone dry.

Not everyone who lives in Georgia lives in Atlanta.  I know.  It’s shocking.  I apologize for shattering your long held assumptions.

I can not tell you how many times people ask where I live and the moment I say “Georgia” they immediately think Atlanta.

I actually live in southwest Georgia.

It should be relatively easy to find it on a map.

We are the part not under water.

In all seriousness though- keep those people in those places underwater in your prayers.