So wish I had a camera

Well I did have a camera with me so I guess the correct title would be “So wish I had taken a picture.”

Yesterday I’m driving back from Louisiana and I decided to run up to SW Georgia to see Bronco. He is still in field trial training and now that we’ve moved we don’t get to see him that often. Well the trip from I-10 to Bronco’s home away from home is through the middle of freaking nowhere Georgia.

I’m driving along when I notice something in the road up ahead. As I get closer I realize it is something very large. A little closer and I realize it is a cow. In the middle of the road. A cow. Middle of the road.

I stop (obviously) and get out to take stock of the situation. I realize there is zero possibility of driving around said cow and she is in no hurry to move so I decide that I need to persuade her to move.

I try screaming.

I try jumping.

I try pleading.

I try crying.

I try praying.

I try smacking.

I realize that I have no idea where this cow’s ass has been.

I decided to get a magazine from the car.

Right as I go to smack cow with aforementioned magazine I notice it has a picture of a hamburger on the front.

I completely lose it- I was laughing so hard I could barely breath and tears were streaming down my face.

Cow was not the least bit concerned with the threat of becoming a quarter pounder so I got Ginger from the car. I think she finally moved just so Ginger would shut up.

I got back in the car and went to visit Bronco. He’s doing great but really the highlight of that trip will always be the cow.

Ahhh, that one’s going to remain funny for quite some time.

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About Amanda Broyles

Amanda is amazing. Amanda is spectacular. Amanda is humble. Amanda is also a full time college student so take pity on her and don't complain when her TV reviews aren't up immediately following an episode.
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