My reputation as a giver is well known so it shouldn’t come as any surprise to you that I will go out of my way to make sure you are up to date on all important current events.

Which brings me to my announcement.

As of February 2009 you will no longer be able watch television using an antenna.  I do believe it is called the “digital revolution.”

I don’t know how well known this information is.  You never hear it mentioned anywhere.  So I felt it was only right that I pass on this news.

You are welcome.