we call him “Bronco the Destroyer”.

This is why.

That would be a paw print on my floor.

And this-

is a paw print on my cabinet.  Along with hair.  And dirt.

Which leads me to a public service announcement.

Whosoever comes into my home and makes any comment on the black hairs on my freshly painted white cabinet faces will be escorted to their vehicles and not invited back ever again.  This is for anyone and everyone.  And I do mean everyone.  Not even giving birth to either my husband or myself makes you exempt from this rule.

I have found it damn near impossible to paint white cabinet doors when you have a black lab.  And before this incident he hadn’t even been around the doors!  I’d had the door shut to the room they were in.  I turned my back for a moment and next thing I know- I’ve got a black lab with white paws.

(and good god really disgusting nails!)

It is a damn good thing he is cute because I wanted to kill him.  I had to repaint every single door that was drying because he took a nice little lap around them.

Damn dog.