Wha? How many?
- 72,722 people who really just want to live vicariously through me
- I feel badly for all the social media managers who are now looking at their scheduled content and cringing. This… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 4 hours ago
- Sort of bummed I didn’t have “my pillow guy speaks at press conference” on my pandemic bingo card. 1 day ago
- Uhhhh, my dog is currently giving me the “why aren’t you working, you lazy asshole?” stinkeye while Grace listens t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 day ago
- RT @greatestedson: First quarantine project in the books https://t.co/TNC6lQ2bU4 2 days ago
- I’ve been back in the US and working for almost a year. Finally got health insurance on March 1st. Got furloughed… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 4 days ago
In case you want to catch up