I’ve been in a “what to write about” rut for awhile now and while I could go completely batshitcrazy over irressponsible people and why they shouldn’t ever get a pet if they have no intention of taking care of them opting instead to leave them outside in a yard with no food or water including one who is just a tiny puppy and what I’d like to do to them if given the chance…

I’ll do this instead.

A. Age: 32 Sweet mother of god I’m 32. How did that happen?
B. Bed size: King- it’s the only way MrBunny and I could have room to sleep the times we let the dogs sleep with us.
C. Chore you hate: All of them.
D. Dogs: Ginger, Bronco, and Ninja. Who I would never abandon because I realized the responsibility of being a pet owner when I got them.
E. Essential start to your day: Let me wake up on my own. MrBunny has an extremely annoying habit where he thinks that because he’s awake everyone should be awake. Because of this I like to make it really painful for him. I truly believe it is the mature and rational adult in me.
F. Favorite color: Red
G. Gold or silver: Silver
H. Height: 5’5
I. Instruments you play: French horn, trumpet, half-assed piano, eighth-assed organ, and a multitude of other instruments that I can play a scale on and that’s it.
J. Job title: Columnist and general lackey (minus the uniform although I think that needs to be remedied)
K. Kids: Ha!
L. Live: South Georgia
M. Mom’s name: Martha, or as my grandmother would say “Mahthuh”
N. Nicknames: Mandy, Ironbunny, Bunny, Woop Woop
O. Overnight hospital stays: I’m sure there were some when I was a baby/toddler but I think most of my surgeries have all been outpatient. It is so much better to be in your own bed.
P. Pet peeve: Right now it’s people who people who abandon helpless animals because they can’t be bothered to make sure they are taken care of.
Q. Quote from a movie:”I have three rules which I live by: Never get less than 12 hours sleep, never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city, and never go near a lady with a tattoo of a dagger on her hand. Now you stick with that, and everything else is cream cheese.”
R. Right or left handed: Right
S. Siblings: Erin, Ben, and Amy
T. Time you wake up: Whenever I want.
U. Underwear: The non ass-floss variety.
V. Vegetables you dislike: Onions, tomatoes, and peppers.
W. What makes you run late: MrBunny and Ginger. MrBunny waits until the last minute to do anything and Ginger is such a pain to bring inside, she likes to run away.
X. X-Rays you’ve had: I could list them all but we’d be here all day.
Y. Yummy food you make: I make a black-eyed pea cake that’d make you slap your mama.
Z. Zoo: Tie between Henry Doorly Zoo in Omaha and of course the St. Louis Zoo.