Author Archives: Amanda Broyles

About Amanda Broyles

Amanda is amazing. Amanda is spectacular. Amanda is humble. Amanda is also a full time college student so take pity on her and don't complain when her TV reviews aren't up immediately following an episode.

Mailbox update and my faith in humanity is lost

Posted on March 19, 2010 by Amanda Broyles

First things first- the thong wearing mailbox was not stolen. I caught a glimpse of a propeller hat above the fence and when I went to higher ground to get a better look (I realize how stalkerish this makes me … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged I half considered putting up "Lost Mailbox" signs around the neighborhood just to see what type of response I got, RISTLTMB you have begun to really frighten me | 2 Comments

Forget the futon

Posted on March 18, 2010 by Amanda Broyles

this is what I need- Oh my god! Can you even imagine how much fun it would be to fill up all those pockets? And then how much like Christmas it would be when three years down the road you … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged It's a backpack! And a couch! | 3 Comments

BREAKING NEWS!

Posted on March 16, 2010 by Amanda Broyles

It seems as if the disturbing thong wearing mailbox might have possibly been stolen. No, not by me. Probably by the same little pieces of shit that stole Mrbunny’s bike while it was locked to the wall… while ignoring my … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged I will laugh my ass off, Or he just brought it in to change it's thong, THIEF! | 1 Comment

The continuing saga: I need a theme song.

Posted on March 15, 2010 by Amanda Broyles

This is what I was thinking of as I sat at the ortho’s office this afternoon. It would make it just that much more entertaining. Ideally it would be a little ditty with the combined styles of Shaft and the … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged Mr. Belvedere rocked my world | Leave a comment

RISTLTMB- Someone’s just fucking with me

Posted on March 15, 2010 by Amanda Broyles

Seriously now. This can not be real. Well I know it is real but I’m 99% positive that it is from someone who’s been here before. Because if there is someone out there who is actually turning to google for … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged Do they let you go after the anal probe?, let's completely ignore the fact that that sentence would be next to impossible to diagram | Leave a comment

MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!

Posted on March 10, 2010 by Amanda Broyles

So last summer I mentioned my bat shit crazy neighbor who liked to sleep in a hammock right on the corner of a busy intersection. And how he was working on this monstrosity of a mailbox? Well that mailbox made … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged "little unbalanced" is an understatement, It has a propeller on it's hat, It will take an industrial size jug of Clorox | 2 Comments

Judge me

Posted on March 9, 2010 by Amanda Broyles

and my haphazardly thrown together bookshelves. I can take it. Remember my mother’s reaction to my first pics of the bookshelves? When I pledged to find a futon just for her? Score. (and while you’re judging my bookshelves go ahead … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged Take that mom! | 1 Comment

This Ugly House #stoppedcountingawhileago

Posted on March 8, 2010 by Amanda Broyles

Oh my. Where to start. Well our haunted house struck again. The morning after my post, the dude that had been working on our house quit. Seriously, this place does bad things to those that come to work here. But … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged breakfast room benches, built in bookshelves with desk, don't come work at my house or the boogie man will get you, This Ugly House | 1 Comment

While I was gone…

Posted on March 7, 2010 by Amanda Broyles

We had a really pretty sunset- And some snow- Bronco was mildly interested, but Ginger… was not amused. And after a short while, both dogs had had enough. Tomorrow I’ll finally post the pics from our bookshelves and benches.

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I’m back bitches!

Posted on March 6, 2010 by Amanda Broyles

Finally. I have been computerless for way too long. But it has been fixed and so I’m back up and running. Too bad I’m not literally back up and running. This weekend was the Disney Princess races of which I … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged crutches suck ass, I can smell the case of orbit bubblemint gum I bought all through the house, it smells fabulous | Leave a comment

Don’t eat the butter!!!!!

Posted on March 4, 2010 by Amanda Broyles

Little known fact (which could be a widely known fact but I didn’t know it until I googled): butter will help dissolve tree sap from a dog’s coat. Confession: in the fog of sleep you can be milliseconds from slathering … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged correction- the iphone does autocorrect just not in this part, for some reason the iphone does not autocorrect in the wordpress app which is sort of annoying, what's a little dog hair between friends? | 1 Comment

It’s like olden times or some shit.

Posted on February 24, 2010 by Amanda Broyles

It is official- I enjoy living in the 21st century. I like getting my news in 140 characters. I like reading books on an electronic device (seriously might be my favorite purchase in recent years). I like playing games on … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged buying a car is like giving a kidney- I don't know how but it sounds about right | 1 Comment

When it rains, it pours

Posted on February 10, 2010 by Amanda Broyles

AAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!! First off… two more weeks on crutches. Joy of joys. Then I transition from crutches to walking with the boot over the next three weeks (if it’s feeling better that is). Then I can move from the boot to … Continue reading →

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Glorious Day!

Posted on February 8, 2010 by Amanda Broyles

I had a virus. A virus of the computer variety. One that took my computer to it’s knees. And one that has unfortunately killed my trusty vaio more than once over the last couple of months. But I’m back! Here’s … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged I can tell that the computer has not moved in three days so I find it hard to believe that you are "working on it", Oh google reader how I missed you | 2 Comments

My house is haunted.

Posted on February 1, 2010 by Amanda Broyles

I don’t know if I’ve made this post before (wouldn’t be surprised if I have) but I’m going to go ahead and do it again. Caveat: I have an extremely overactive imagination. Does not mean that the following post is … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged five quitters, my house is haunted, one heart attack, three arrests | Leave a comment

My Christmas list

Posted on January 28, 2010 by Amanda Broyles

Hey, might as well. Got nothing but time here. First off- something that will make my mother have a heart attack. It’s a big bean bag chair that has a king size “bed” inside it! How cool is that? … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged Christmas list, Dr. Martens, Honda Element, King Sized bean bag would rock my world, Shoot like a girl FTW!, VitaMix | 4 Comments

This Ugly House aka My mother has issues

Posted on January 27, 2010 by Amanda Broyles

Wow it’s been forever since I’ve done one of these it seems. I’ve got the living room painted but not trimmed- no picture there. I’d take one right now but it looks as if world war III just concluded in … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged A nice futon with a tie dye cover will fit beautifully, bookshelves and breakfast nooks, I will not succumb to your decorating pressure!, This Ugly House | 1 Comment

It is your lucky day.

Posted on January 27, 2010 by Amanda Broyles

I found my little point and shoot in the nightstand. So now I bring you: Incredibly boring videos of my day!!!!11!!!1!! Brace yourself for the excitement here folks. And don’t fret, Bronco got in on the action as well!!!! I … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged an exercise in the mundane | 1 Comment

One week down!

Posted on January 26, 2010 by Amanda Broyles

Ahhh, one week down hopefully only two more on crutches. Please dear heavenly father let there only be two more weeks on crutches. So what have I done to entertain myself you might ask? This: — I’ve done a “which … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged crutches I hate you, if you have dogs you should try the puppy cam- instant amusement, One week down | 9 Comments

Oh dear heavenly father, that was disgusting.

Posted on January 26, 2010 by Amanda Broyles

Because I’m unable to work out- and have been unable to work out for quite some time- I’ve had to be super vigilant about what I’m eating. Let’s forget for a moment that I had pizza for dinner because the … Continue reading →