So while I was stuck in bed with my foot (which is doing better btw) I filled about numerous “click here and win a prize” forms and surveys. They were a great way to kill time.
Never did I think that I would win something from them.
And frankly I hadn’t even given them a second thought… until I opened the mailbox the other day.
And found this:
(note: this is not the exact model/company that I got but it was the only one I could find a comparable picture of)
What is that you might ask?
Well, duh, it’s a flash bang pouch.
You know, for all my flash bang needs. You never know when you’ll need to stun a person or a group of people.
At the dog park and your dog takes a crap on someone’s shoe? Flashbang and get the hell out of there.
At a restaurant and realize after you’ve eaten dinner that you’ve left your wallet at home? Flashbang.
Dry cleaner is trying to charge you $40 for that small ass blanket that you could have washed at home but decided what the hell I’ll take it up there for a little extra space… flashbang.
So thank you ECLiPSE/BAE Systems… I’ll use my flash bang pouch and always think of you.