Dear Directv:

What the hell?

I’m not feeling so hot this morning so I lie down on the couch and turn on the tv.  I have a handful of channels that are my ol’ standby’s- ABC Family (don’t judge), Hallmark (for the movies really), the Military Channel, ESPN, Tru TVand G4.

I was in the mood for X-Play so I turned on the guide to see if G4 was showing it only to see the following message:

“G4 is no longer available on DIRECTV”

Whaaaaaaaattttttttt?

This is horrible horrible news.  How on earth am I going to get my game news fix without Attack of the Show or X-Play?  Adam Sessler I will miss you!

Where am I going to get my COPS fix?  Ninja Warrior?  Oh my god I just realized that I am going to miss Ninja Warrior America.  How will I know if an American can finally make it to the top of the final stage?  HOW???????????/????

Not to mention Unbeatable Banzuke!

Oh this has ruined my morning.

Hopefully you and whoever owns G4 (Comcast maybe?) can work out your differences because I really can’t imagine being stuck with TLC and their family of shows about dwarf cops with 17 kids who didn’t know they were pregnant.

For now I’m just going to sit here and cry.  Perhaps that will bring back Olivia Munn (that chick cracks my shit up).

Sincerely,

A customer who upgraded her package mainly to get G4.

:sad face:

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1 Response to Dear Directv:

  1. Andrew KA says:

    Sorry to hear that. It sounds like G4 is pretty important to you, I don’t blame you its pretty high on my list too. I’m actually an employee and subscriber of DISH Network and I can tell you that they have G4 available in High Definition. They also have lower prices than DirecTV, HD free for life and scored highest among satellite and cable TV providers for overall customer satisfaction in the last ACSI survey. It may be worth looking into for you, you won’t be disappointed.

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