So I’m watching Bridesmaids for the 20th time and I notice on a table in Lillian’s apartment is a white ceramic (I assume) dog statue. It is very cute.

Thinking that I would like to see about procuring a similar statue for myself, I turn to google.

First I tried to get really specific- “white ceramic labrador retriever statue on table in Lillian’s apartment in the movie Bridesmaids”.
Apparently if you include the word bridesmaid anywhere in your search, you get almost nothing but results about being a bridesmaid and bridesmaid dresses and various and sundry other topics directly related to being a maid to a bride.
Not helpful.

So I try to open it up a bit-  “props used in movie Bridesmaids”
Sadly, also not very helpful although I did find a place that apparently owns the old lady monster that’s in the episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer where Buffy gets a job at the Doublemeat Palace.  “Manny the Manager- if I ask him really nice think he’ll let me write a children’s book called that?”
As awesome as that was, not quite what I was looking for.

I decide to go a little more broad- “movie props”.
After an hour spent perusing those results, I have a brand new appreciation for the props department, but still no ceramic dog.

Finally I decided to just screw the movie part of the equation and instead look for “white ceramic labrador statue”.

Ooohhh, so close. So very very close.

PS- I did just find this and while it isn’t the white ceramic dog I’m looking for, I might be able to envision this on my front lawn.