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About Amanda Broyles

Amanda is amazing. Amanda is spectacular. Amanda is humble. Amanda is also a full time college student so take pity on her and don't complain when her TV reviews aren't up immediately following an episode.

Okay… you’re hot.

I hope that satisfies the latest RISTLTMB. oh my god tell me i’m hot yahoo answers Oh wait, I’m not yahoo answers. So you’re not hot?  Or will you take a hot vote by proxy? Seriously… how do these things … Continue reading

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Today’s Discovery- the grocery list

There are many things MrBunny is good at- picking up, finding a place for crap (which is good because I so am not), cleaning out cars, pitching out things that have been sitting around for years (except that copy of … Continue reading

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Seems a little unreasonable if you ask me.

So I’ve been stuck in the house, immobile, for four days now. I am at MrBunny’s complete mercy. Unfortunately, MrBunny has been busy studying his ass off this week.  Extremely poor timing on my part. The groceries are getting low. … Continue reading

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I’m oddly proud of myself

I don’t know if you’ve heard but I hurt my foot. hahahahahhaa! Anyways, I’m sort of proud of my injury.  Now being a klutz with spacial issues this is not my first injury by any means.  I’ve had the sprained … Continue reading

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Awww hell

Well I finally got some answers today. Still have the tendonitis- not only in the peroneal tendon but the achilles as well.  Fabulous. But it get’s better!  Remember the “damage” from the fabulous phone call on Friday? Well it ended … Continue reading

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Dear nurses of the world:

Here is a brief tutorial on how not to handle an interaction with a patient. First: when a test is delivered to your office on a Monday afternoon, one would think it is well within reason that you would contact … Continue reading

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Vigilance

I know you’ve all been worried about the squirrel terrorists coming and attacking me in my home- but don’t be. Because Ginger is on the job. No joke every time I look outside (which I feel the need to do often given … Continue reading

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UNACCEPTABLE!

RISTLTMB: Tim Tebow sexy Dog sex is okay (which is good because no joke I’ve gotten at least 50 hits from that search in the last few days- what the fuck is wrong with people?) and I’ll give a pass … Continue reading

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It’s like the dog sex all over again

Seriously. Remember back in the day when RISTLTMB first started?  About how it was all about dog sex?  People worried about being pregnant by their dog?  *and all the time I spent trying to bleach that mental image from my … Continue reading

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RISTLTMB

Agghhhh!!!!!!! I should have known something like this would happen. I think I might have made it into the hallowed realms of googles “Safe Search Off”. Today’s RISTLTMB (which is Random Internet Search That Led To My Blog for those … Continue reading

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“Well it’s not normal” aka I have no clothes without metal on them

I don’t know if I posted an update to my foot drama on Wednesday and I’m too lazy to go look so a recap. Went to the dr. He said “oh it’s been three weeks and it hasn’t gotten better? … Continue reading

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You’re Dixie’s Football Pride!!!!!!

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“It’s just a game”

This is what my mother told me earlier. Who is this woman? How on earth did I come from the same gene pool as her? Just a game? JUST A GAME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I must respectfully disagree lady. Just a game, pshaw. … Continue reading

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It’s almost time!!!!!

I can barely contain my excitement.  We’ve got some guys working at the house today (fix some boards outside and we are having benches put in the breakfast room and built in bookshelves put in the blue room- I’ll be … Continue reading

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Dear old ladies in the locker room,

Would it kill you to put some clothes on?  At least a towel?  I know we are all women and have all the same parts but honestly I don’t want a very vivid glimpse into my distant future staring me … Continue reading

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I need two priests- a young and an old

This post contains gratuitous whining- you have been warned. Remember that three weeks of limited mobility?  Well 2.5 into it and nothing has improved.  Actually one might say it is worse! If my foot does not get it’s act together by Wednesday … Continue reading

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RoadID giveaway

over on Fit Bride RoadID is fabulous.  No really- it is. Before my pesky peroneal tendon decided to throw a bitch fit, I enjoyed running outside.  And even though I am not a small target, and I had on a … Continue reading

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It’s always darkest before dawn.

Well we made it. Another holiday season is in the books and we came out alive. I don’t talk about the whole infertility part of my life that often here because well, it sucks and who wants to a.)dwell on … Continue reading

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BVM Boobies

I am scarred for life. So we went to Mass tonight and beforehand the choir sang some carols and other pieces. Everything was going well.  The music director started singing a song that was nice.  I wasn’t really paying too … Continue reading

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I’ve had a choir or two

that it would have been wiser to go the “Silent Monk” route with this piece.

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