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This Ugly House; and some other things

Before I get to the house, I must lament over the abysmal last couple of weeks the Cardinals are having.  When the Astros have their way with you, things are bad. But at last night’s Civil War Game at least they … Continue reading

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and other quirks

As the title implies- I have many quirks. I thought of one as I was unloading the dishwasher this evening. I can not use “normal” sized forks and spoons. I always use the smaller fork and spoon.  I guess it’s … Continue reading

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Another kick ass couch option

No literally- kick ass. See that red part?  It flips up to become a punching bag! So cool. Unfortunately it’s from some Italian designer which means it will be grossly overpriced.  Those damn Italians put a button on some fabric … Continue reading

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Dear old lady neighbor… you ho bag lame ass bitch;

Let me take a few moments to express to you the words I was unable to come up with when I came across you raking the street this afternoon. First off, let me say that it is really weird that … Continue reading

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Random things in the mail

So while I was stuck in bed with my foot (which is doing better btw) I filled about numerous “click here and win a prize” forms and surveys.  They were a great way to kill time. Never did I think … Continue reading

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This Ugly House, and other random updates

Oh This Ugly House! Well we got the fence built, which is a feat in and of itself. And wouldn’t you know that it isn’t even a week old and the dogs already escaped.  Turns out that MrBunny was not … Continue reading

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Dear Farm Bureau;

Screw you and your “membership dues”. What exactly am I paying $25 for? Good customer service?  Hardly.  Prompt action on claim requests?  Give me a break. The privilege of  paying you more money to insure my home?  How on earth does this … Continue reading

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Buy stock in Neosporin

Seriously. You will thank me. I just used an entire tube of the stuff on my arms alone. Why? Because I am the free labor this week. Due to the incredible fence scaling talents that Bronco has and Ginger’s astounding … Continue reading

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Tragedy!

I just found out (haven’t been attending to twitter very diligently) that Robert Culp died. I’m not one to really care that much when celebrities die (although when Julie Andrews dies I will take to my bed) but I was … Continue reading

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I can see how you could eat 1/8 cup.

So in my internet perusal while stuck in bed doing nothing, I came across this site- Kodiak Cakes I filed it away and then on some blog that I can not remember at all they had a “two box plus … Continue reading

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:screams:

Most aggravating words to date: The MRI shows nothing wrong. So so very annoying.  Even the dr. agreed.  He said in a perfect world something would have popped up that he could have looked at and said- bingo, I can … Continue reading

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Spring is here!

Finally. Granted I live in the south so we don’t have the snow and ice and subzero temperatures but it was really cold this winter.  But the last two days have been up in the 80’s and it has been … Continue reading

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Mailbox update and my faith in humanity is lost

First things first- the thong wearing mailbox was not stolen.  I caught a glimpse of a propeller hat above the fence and when I went to higher ground to get a better look (I realize how stalkerish this makes me … Continue reading

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Forget the futon

this is what I need- Oh my god!  Can you even imagine how much fun it would be to fill up all those pockets? And then how much like Christmas it would be when three years down the road you … Continue reading

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BREAKING NEWS!

It seems as if the disturbing thong wearing mailbox might have possibly been stolen. No, not by me.  Probably by the same little pieces of shit that stole Mrbunny’s bike while it was locked to the wall… while ignoring my … Continue reading

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The continuing saga: I need a theme song.

This is what I was thinking of as I sat at the ortho’s office this afternoon.  It would make it just that much more entertaining. Ideally it would be a little ditty with the combined styles of Shaft and the … Continue reading

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RISTLTMB- Someone’s just fucking with me

Seriously now. This can not be real. Well I know it is real but I’m 99% positive that it is from someone who’s been here before. Because if there is someone out there who is actually turning to google for … Continue reading

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MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!

So last summer I mentioned my bat shit crazy neighbor who liked to sleep in a hammock right on the corner of a busy intersection. And how he was working on this monstrosity of a mailbox? Well that mailbox made … Continue reading

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Judge me

and my haphazardly thrown together bookshelves.  I can take it. Remember my mother’s reaction to my first pics of the bookshelves?  When I pledged to find a futon just for her? Score. (and while you’re judging my bookshelves go ahead … Continue reading

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