It’s a bird, it’s a plane, my god it’s a zucchini!

Picture it: my backyard, two days ago.

I’d taken Bronco out to pee and check on my garden to see how things were progressing.  I’ve had numerous baby zucchini and strawberries, quite a bit of lettuce, and even some broccoli.

Apparently in all my trips to pick baby zucchini, I never noticed one growing there.

Boy did I notice it the other day!

Without further ado- I present to you… the monster zucchini.

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Is it odd that I had four packs of gum at the ready to take this picture?

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In it’s rightful place of honor.

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Masquerading as a bottle of wine.

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Being stepped all over by a horse.

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Fredbird was all, “what the fuuck this ain’t no baby!”

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Getting a little too cozy with my phone.

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It tells some pretty funny stories of it’s time in the garden. (excuse my paint covered wife beater- it gets hot in these ranch style south Georgia homes. And further proof that I am never along- Bronco’s tail.)

I haven’t cut it open yet, feel sort of guilty after it shared it’s life story with me. But rest assured- it’s life will end soon… and it will (hopefully) be delicious.

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See even David Beckham can’t help himself.

Now I’m obviously not in the same bed (Freudian slip) league as David Beckham but I can understand that “but it’s feeling better so I’m just going to test the boundaries a bit” feeling.

I will say that it is amazing how quickly he’s off of crutches and able to run and kick a ball even a little bit.

This is unable to be embedded but head on over to youtube and watch it- even if you just need a bit of eye candy (in the interest of full disclosure- he is wearing a shirt).

David Beckham playing around at World Cup practice

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What horrid news my email doth bring?

(first off I have to throw in a RISTLTMB for my mom- Target patio rocking chairs for inside.  SCORE!)

It has been a hell of a week for celebrity deaths.

Dennis Hopper, short dude from Different Strokes whose name I can’t remember right now, Rue McClanahan, the rumored death of R. Lee Ermey- all sad.

None of them however, are equal to the loss of a great, no, wonderful contributer to modern society- Chris Haney.

Who?

The high school dropout who with a friend over a game of Scrabble came up with perhaps one of the greatest games in history, Trivial Pursuit.

My mom just sent my dad and I an email with a link to the NY Times article about his death asking us what “would we ever do in light of this heartbreaking news?”

Spiro Agnew!  What?  That wasn’t an actual question?  My bad.

I adore Trivial Pursuit.  I excel at Trivial Pursuit.  I will make you cry with my neverending knowledge of the most random, useless shit you could ever imagine.

My dad- equally as good.  He’s actually hysterical to play with because if he doesn’t know the answer he just repeats the question- but he’ll swear up and down that he’s just thinking about it.  You’re not fooling anyone Dad!

We both have our specialties.   My Dad, being of a certain age, is much much better at the original Trivial Pursuit across the board where my most legendary ass kickings have been during raucous bouts of the original Disney version.  I pwned my family so often in that game I was often accused of reading the cards.  Sore losers, the whole lot of them.

Much like my dad’s question repeating, my Trivial Pursuit “tell”, if you will, is Spiro Agnew.

That is my default answer.  Doesn’t matter if it’s a vice president question or not.

Ahhhh, the memories, the tears, the laughter, the awe, the wonder, the accusations, the more tears, the times my sister got pissed off and stomped upstairs, the times my siblings refused to play with me…

Brings a tear to you eye doesn’t it?

So here’s to you Mr. Chris Haney-

Thanks for the memories and good times.

Requiescat in pace (he’d appreciate it in Latin).

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Lest we forget…

What today is for.

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Being a sports fan,

I love almost all sports.  Minus the NBA- that is like watching paint dry.

So you can imagine how great this year has been so far; Alabama- National Championship, then the Olympics, then baseball (thankfully the Cardinals ended up winning that game I was expressing anguish over yesterday), and then this summer?

World Cup!

I’m feeling good about the US’s chances.  I don’t think we’ll come close to winning but surely making it out of one or two groups is respectable right?

Anyways.  Nike released their “Write the Future” ad the other day and it is pretty cool.

I especially like the American’s reactions to Wayne Rooney’s “future”.

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Introducing….

Our new car!

In case you hadn’t heard (don’t know what rock you live under), the Matrix has died.  She served us well and put up a valiant fight right until the end.  I shall always miss her.

Enough about that- let’s move on to (sidenote: The game just started and already the Marlins are up 2-0.  What the hell is going on with the Cardinals!!!!) bigger and :earmuff them Matrix: better things!

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Please welcome our new Jeep!
She’s a 2000 Jeep Cherokee Sport and I love her. Automatic transmission, thank you Jesus, a/c vents in the back seat, 4×4, roof rack, and a back seat that fold completely flat… pretty much everything I was looking for.

And there’s only 65,000 miles! Seems so little compared to the 185,000 that the Matrix has.

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I am so excited!

Of course I’ll have to wait to take it on a road trip. The next one I’ve got planned is to St. Louis at the end of June and I’m going alone which makes MrBunny nervous- all alone in a car that hasn’t been on a long trip? He wasn’t too keen on the idea. So the Ranger and I will be making that trip. But I’m sure the opportunity will soon arise!

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This made me laugh

On the U.S. Army flickr page they posted this yesterday.

He’s wearing them to protect his eyes from the crap blowing around while a Chinook takes off/lands.  I think they look rather snazzy.

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This Ugly House; and some other things

Before I get to the house, I must lament over the abysmal last couple of weeks the Cardinals are having.  When the Astros have their way with you, things are bad.

But at last night’s Civil War Game at least they looked good, uniform wise.

(although I choose to ignore the fact that he’s wearing striped socks instead of stirrups)

Now on to the house.

This is going to be long and picture heavy because I finally got around to taking pictures (this morning) of the fence, the living room, the bookshelves, and the dining room.

First off, the living room.  This has been done for months.  Many, many months but I never got around to taking pictures of it.

We’ve got the cherry dry sink that was turned into a bar. Complete with bottles of wine that are at least three years old. Needless to say, we aren’t big drinkers around here.

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Right above that is MrBunny’s ridiculously large collection of shotglasses.  These have been thinned out at least four times in the last couple of years.  Survival of the fittest!

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If you were thinking about starting a collection of shotglasses- please note the massive amounts of dust on those shelves.  Granted this was after the whole sanding of the wallpaper debacle (which put a quarter inch of dust on this entire section of the house) but still, it is a bitch to dust all those… so 9 times out of 10, I don’t.

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We’ve got one chair- my chair, noted by the xbox controller and headset.  I rarely talk but I enjoy listening to the preteen boys make fools of themselves thinking they are all bad ass.  PSA: If you play America’s Army and are not that good, nor that hardcore; do not attempt to play online.  I signed on thinking “oh I’ll see how many people are out there”, next thing I know I’m being barked at to flank left and get to cover and blah blah blah.  It was really intense, and I was sorely unprepared.

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MrBunny’s chair and the A/V setup.  If you look closely you can see the dust on there too.  I really should have dusted that room.  You can’t see it, but right to the left of that chair is a gazelle machine that MrBunny runs on while watching random documentaries on Netflix (through the XBox).

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Our fancy schmancy screen.  Just a piece of felt over some blackout material (that’s a window back there if it’s not obvious) stapled to some wood.  It works amazingly well actually.  But we moved the playstation/bluray player to the tv because the felt doesn’t give a very “crisp” picture.  Don’t notice that big of a difference with the xbox though.

So that’s the living room.

Now the fence.

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This, obviously, is an “in progress” picture which I didn’t get many of. Was way too busy! Those bags? Concrete. Very heavy concrete.

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The same section- fenced in. The little waggle there in the middle is a set of double doors that need to be sanded down a little bit more. Every time I think I’ve sanded enough and it’s a perfect fit… it’s not.

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You can see MrBunny’s new boat (he bought it with a friend- it’s been back there for over a month now and still has not gone in the water.) and the garden. Other than that… it’s a fence. A backbreaking, one problem after another, my god is this thing ever going to be done, beautiful! fence.

Before we move on to the bookshelves and dining room…

A puppy break!

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Okay- moving on.

I painted the benches-

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and the bookshelves-

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(and vacuumed)

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FYI- rally towels are really difficult to frame. Especially if they are printed off center. But I like them so they stay.

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The top picture is of some UK basketball team. I felt it only fair to give MrBunny some wall space. Not that he cares.

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Big Al was taken down to make way from some Championship posters.  I like the one on the left because it has the words to the fight song up until Remember The Rose Bowl, and then continues on.   I’m sure Big Al will be back again come football season, but he might have to find a new home.

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The guitars moved to the guest room and made room for some floating shelves, which are a major pain in the ass to put up.  But they provide a home for Fredbird, my signed Chris Carpenter ball, the Mark McGwire Wheaties box, and of course the Great Falls Dodgers minibat- a must for any serious collection.

And now, what you’ve all been waiting for… the dining room!!!!

Paper coming down- dining room

This picture was taken on March 25th, 2009. And for the most part, until last week, the dining room remained like this. I tried everything you can imagine to take it down. And nothing worked.

Pattern we found under paper in dining room

Because this paper was glued directly to the sheetrock and then primed/painted over. It was a disaster. So after trying everything, including an orbital sander (which was a huge mistake), we hired the guy who built the benches/bookshelves to come and fix it. It took him about a week of mudding/sanding/mudding/sanding/mudding/sanding but finally we got a workable surface up top there.

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TaDa!!! The bottom part is Valspar’s ‘Spanish Tile’ (and took four coats) and the top is the Valspar Woodrow Wilson Putty which was also found on the top in this picture-

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We also replaced the light fixture (thankfully)

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*ignore the hall tree- haven’t found a place for it yet.

So there you have it. What I’ve been up to.
Oh and in amongst all that was this-

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Good times.

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and other quirks

As the title implies- I have many quirks.

I thought of one as I was unloading the dishwasher this evening.

I can not use “normal” sized forks and spoons.

I always use the smaller fork and spoon.  I guess it’s the salad fork and perhaps the soup spoon?

When I was little I had this Sesame Street set

and I think the Bert fork is still floating around my mom’s silverware drawer.

I love that fork.  So much so that I considered bidding on the ebay auction for the pictured set until I saw that a.) the auction was over and b.) the set sold for over $100!!!

That is insane!  I can’t even imagine paying a hundred bucks for sesame street silverware.  But part of me really wants to meet the person that would.  I’d bet big money that they never take the silverware from the box and just display it on a shelf.

Little did my mom know that she’s had a collector’s item sitting in the back of her silverware drawer all this time.

Never ceases to amaze me the crap people will buy.

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Another kick ass couch option

No literally- kick ass.

See that red part?  It flips up to become a punching bag!

So cool.

Unfortunately it’s from some Italian designer which means it will be grossly overpriced.  Those damn Italians put a button on some fabric and charge hundreds for it so I can’t even imagine how much a couch would cost.

Which is a shame because I have a feeling I could convince MrBunny to get this one.

And think of how epically awesome the look on my mother’s face would be when I told her to get off the couch I needed to beat the crap out of it.

:off to find a jar to save my pennies in:

ETA: here’s where you can find the write up about it.  Social Workout

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Dear old lady neighbor… you ho bag lame ass bitch;

Let me take a few moments to express to you the words I was unable to come up with when I came across you raking the street this afternoon.

First off, let me say that it is really weird that you were raking the street.  Even odder that you were raking the street in front of my mailbox.  I was just coming out to put my Netflix movies (first season of Alias FTW) in the mailbox and next thing I know I’m being accosted by a crazy woman raking the street.

Understandably, I was somewhat taken aback and experienced a rare moment of what I’ve often heard referred to as “being speechless”.  This is a foreign concept to me and hate missing a chance to say my piece so here we go.

“I can’t live this way”

I assume you were talking about the offensive magnolia leaves that you happened to be raking.  I don’t really know what to say except that if the magnolia leaves in the corner of my yard bother you that much then you might want to seek out professional help.

“S (neighbor behind us) and I spend so much time on our yards and all you do is [mumble mumble something about peaches mumble maybe it was pizza mumble mumble] and it isn’t fair.”

First off-  you both pay people to come and do your lawns.  I could do that as well, but see… I don’t care about the moss and the three tufts of grass I have enough to pay someone to come tend to it.

Secondly, it really isn’t any of your business.  If I want to put up totem poles and install neon lights paying homage to my favorite Nascar (side note: apparently my computer’s dictionary does not have the redneck plug in installed because it is not recognizing Nascar as a word) driver that is my fucking prerogative.

Thirdly- life isn’t fair.  Quit whining and get over it.

“The neighbor S and I just wish you guys would pack up and leave”

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :deep breath: hahahahahahahahahahaha

Really.

Wait- are we talking about the same neighbor who is a massive douche and never pulls her head out of her ass long enough to say hello no matter how many times we’ve said hello to her?  That neighbor?

The same neighbor who when Ginger got loose and peed in her yard she said that she was just going to send her dog over to my yard to pee.  I’d happily let that dog come over into our yard if it meant it was able to get out of the cage that they keep him in all day.  He could run and jump and play like dogs are supposed to.  That’s the neighbor that wishes we would just leave?  Ahhh.

Well here’s the thing- I’m 50 years younger than both you bitches so you can kiss it.

“You have such a wonderful sister and wonderful brother who come and try everything they can to help you and when they leave you just do nothing.”

Ummmm, WHAT THE FUCK?

Seriously- what on earth is this supposed to mean?

My sister came because she is a freak of nature and loves doing house crap.  As for my brother?  While I’m sure he did build the fence to help us- we paid him.  The goodness of his heart only goes so far as to paying his bills.

What really baffles me here is the “when they leave you just do nothing.”  How on earth would you know this?  Are you peering in my windows?  Because if you did you’d notice that I’ve done quite a bit on this house in addition to:

– Spending time applying for jobs I know that I’m not going to get.

– Making an ass of myself trying to follow along with the belly dancing workout show called Shimmy.  If you were watching me you’d know that I look like a brain dead zombie trying to hump a doorknob… surely this shouldn’t qualify as “nothing”

– Hours of my day are spent vacuuming up dog hair.

– I spend quality time trying to recreate the Life Alert commercials.  It takes time and effort to most accurately reenact the classic and endearing “I’ve fallen and can’t get up” scene.  You can’t fake that shit, people will see right through it.

– It takes time to perfect your Mario Kart technique.  Hours even.

Moving on.

“If this mess keeps my house from selling then I don’t know what I’ll do.”

Newsflash: there are hundreds of houses for sale in this general neighborhood alone.  All that have been on the market for months and in some cases, years.

If your agent has you convinced that my yard is what is going to keep your house from selling then you both live in a dream world.  Surely your house wont’ sell because we live in a crappy school zone (right next to a much sought after school zone… where there are also plenty of houses for sale), or because we live on a major street, or the fact you have no garage or carport, or your dated carpet and old lady decor.  DELUSIONAL!

“And you can tell your husband that too.”

Oh I did.  But you should know- he’s a vindictive son of a bitch.  Back when we were still engaged we got in a fight and broke up for about twelve hours (which prompted my brother’s phone call to MrBunny stating that he “did not approve of this breakup”).  In those twelve hours, he had my cell phone turned off.  I wouldn’t play this game with him- you will lose.

There’s something else you should know- he’s from Kentucky.  It would be nothing for him to throw a car up on blocks.

See if you can sell your house then you old hag.

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Random things in the mail

So while I was stuck in bed with my foot (which is doing better btw) I filled about numerous “click here and win a prize” forms and surveys.  They were a great way to kill time.

Never did I think that I would win something from them.

And frankly I hadn’t even given them a second thought… until I opened the mailbox the other day.

And found this:



(note: this is not the exact model/company that I got but it was the only one I could find a comparable picture of)

What is that you might ask?

Well, duh, it’s a flash bang pouch.

You know, for all my flash bang needs.  You never know when you’ll need to stun a person or a group of people.

At the dog park and your dog takes a crap on someone’s shoe?  Flashbang and get the hell out of there.

At a restaurant and realize after you’ve eaten dinner that you’ve left your wallet at home?  Flashbang.

Dry cleaner is trying to charge you $40 for that small ass blanket that you could have washed at home but decided what the hell I’ll take it up there for a little extra space… flashbang.

So thank you ECLiPSE/BAE Systems… I’ll use my flash bang pouch and always think of you.

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This Ugly House, and other random updates

Oh This Ugly House!

Well we got the fence built, which is a feat in and of itself.

And wouldn’t you know that it isn’t even a week old and the dogs already escaped.  Turns out that MrBunny was not present for the conversation when we discussed why there were two latches on the gate and why they both needed to be used.

Oh well.  Luckily we had friends over who helped us look and ended up finding them a couple of streets over.  Hopefully now that everyone is on the same page with the latch situation it won’t happen again… soon.

In addition to the fence, MrBunny decided it was high time we addressed the dining room situation.  I’ve been able to ignore the half ripped off wallpaper for quite some time now but apparently he is losing sleep over it.  And since he is the one no longer able to ignore it, I let him go ahead and tackle it.

Problem is that the old lady used some super secret high grade must be for military uses only adhesive on this wallpaper because this shit is not coming off.  At all.

I’ve tried every single possible thing- steam, water, that gel stuff, tea, nail polish remover, you name it.  Nothing has worked.

So MrBunny took a power sander after it yesterday.

Need a way to sort of replicate snow inside your southern home in April?  Take a sander to wallpaper.  What a freaking mess.  But it does seem to be working.  Granted there are huge divots that will have to be spackeled but I suppose that is better than completely replacing the drywall (which I was a few more “helpful suggestions” away from).

I’m guessing that about this time next year I’ll get around to painting it.

What else?  Well I’m still losing weight.  Didn’t get much of a traditional workout in while building the fence (who are we kidding?  I could not move at the end of each day.) but was able to lost about 5 pounds which is a nice bonus.

I’m still working towards enlistment.  I think I’ve narrowed down the jobs that I would like to two- Watercraft Operator and still the Chaplain’s Assistant.  There is still a lot of time left until I make my weight goal so I’m sure that will change but right now that’s what’s striking my fancy.

Still looking for a damn car.  Now the Matrix’s transmission is crapping out so it’s become more of a pressing issue.  Unfortunately we haven’t found that magical car that has a full warranty, little to no miles, everything we always hoped for, and cost less than 5K that seems to exist in MrBunny’s dream world.  So we are still looking.  I imagine that we’ll get a new car about the same time I finish the dining room.

So….. yea, that’s about it.

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Dear Farm Bureau;

Screw you and your “membership dues”.

What exactly am I paying $25 for?

Good customer service?  Hardly.  Prompt action on claim requests?  Give me a break.

The privilege of  paying you more money to insure my home?  How on earth does this make sense?

There are plenty of companies I can go to for insurance that I won’t have to pay a membership fee.  And I be willing to bet they might have better customer relations.

And even better is you are going to cancel my policy if I don’t pay my membership dues.  You bet your ass if I had another insurance in place ready to take over I’d go ahead and let you do that.

Membership dues my ass.

Love,

Me… a disgruntled “member” who is glad she paid attention to the letter you sent.

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Essentials

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Buy stock in Neosporin

Seriously. You will thank me.

I just used an entire tube of the stuff on my arms alone. Why? Because I am the free labor this week.

Due to the incredible fence scaling talents that Bronco has and Ginger’s astounding ability to circumvent the standard fence latch, we’ve decided to put in a taller, more secure (hopefully) wooden privacy fence. We had about five or six people come out and give us estimates and each one was more obscene than the next so as usual we decided to do it ourselves.

And just as it has happened in the past, “ourselves” includes my brother. He’s been present for many a fantastic endeavor- the re-drywalling and floor installation in KY, the drop ceiling and garbage disposal in TN, and now the fence in GA.

It should be noted that each of those projects has had it’s share of issues. Everything from installing a floor completely incorrectly (and in the process making it a thousand times more difficult) to having to make twelve trips to Home Depot because the instructions to the garbage disposal were never read. This project is no different.

We’ve already had our share of setbacks if you will. There was the ivy that had stems the size of mature oak tree trunks. The auger with an iffy kill switch. A concrete foundation that has an uncanny knack at seeping out into the exact space we needed to dig. The south Georgia clay which ate up an auger bit like quicksand causing us to spend the greater part of two hours digging it out a’la baby Jessica.

But we are not ones to discourage easily. We are Texan coon asses- there is no stopping us. Ivy the size of sequoias lashing your chain link to the ground? Not a problem- just get a tow strap, hook it to your truck and give it some gas. Piece of concrete patio in your way? Ha! Nothing a sledgehammer won’t take care of. 2×4’s way too long for the trailer? Just slap a red flag on that shit and get down the road.

So yea, things are going great everything considered. Usually on these brilliant ideas I am more the beautiful assistant while my brother and mrbunny shoot the shit and figure things out (eventually). But this time I’m it.

And this is not easy work. After one particularly difficult auger experience I was a bit out of breath. My brother was giving me crap about it until I pointed out that not only is he in exponentially better shape than I am to begin with, he’s been lifting weights and all that in the last few months whereas I’ve been stuck in the house in bed and on crutches! Quite a difference.

Not only that but I am a wee bit accident prone. In the course of three days I’ve managed to rip the skin on my hands and arms to shreds. Everytime I move I somehow end up with a new bruise. When I showered earlier I noticed my entire shin is just one big bruise, which I have no idea how I got.

Even as I’m typing this on my phone in pain because I somehow ripped off half a fingernail on my finger. I was unaware you could lose body parts (a fingernail is a body part for all intents and purposes here- I’d like to think that if I lost a toe or something I’d notice, hopefully) and be completely unaware of it. Now I know.

And now you know the reason Johnson&Johnson (or whoever makes this crap) stock worth is going to skyrocket in the coming days. And why Lowe’s will now require you to fill out a waiver not holding them liable for lost fingers while loading a trailer. And why when this fence is done you will hear the choirs of seraphim and cherubim break out into joyful song.

Now excuse me, there’s an industrial sized bottle of Advil with my name on it.

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Tragedy!

I just found out (haven’t been attending to twitter very diligently) that Robert Culp died.

I’m not one to really care that much when celebrities die (although when Julie Andrews dies I will take to my bed) but I was actually a little sad by this one.

I have a thing for old TV shows.  Right now I’ve got three seasons of Get Smart on my Netflix queue.  And I loved I, Spy (thank you hulu).

But by far my favorite has to be The Greatest American Hero.  Love, love, love this show.  I don’t know why this memory is so vivid but I can remember watching reruns (obviously seeing as I was about 3 or 4 when the show ran the first time) in the basement of my Aunt Eva and Uncle Ed’s Great Falls house.

Robert Culp was fantastic as the FBI (CIA?, no I’m pretty sure it is FBI) agent Bill Maxwell.  Fantastic.

Only three seasons which is a shame but luckily I can now watch them as many times as I want!  Netflix has them on instant watch.  Sadly some of the episodes are only on the disc which sucks- especially if a person had never seen the show and missed the fact that Ralph got the suit from aliens but lost the manual which is why he isn’t very good at the whole flying gig.

Anyways, RIP Agent Maxwell.

And in case the mere mention of The Greatest American Hero doesn’t get the song stuck in your head, here you go…

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I can see how you could eat 1/8 cup.

So in my internet perusal while stuck in bed doing nothing, I came across this site- Kodiak Cakes

I filed it away and then on some blog that I can not remember at all they had a “two box plus bottle of raspberry syrup” special going on so I figured I’d try it.

Oh. My. Lord.

I just made waffles and honestly it is probably the best waffle I’ve ever had.

When I first saw the serving size on the syrup at 1/8 of a cup (which could be wrong but I’m too lazy to go double check) I was like- who the hell would eat 1/8 of syrup?  Granted I am not much of a condiment person, but this syrup?  I could easily see myself drinking it straight from the bottle it is that good.

The best part of the kodiak cakes?

One cup of mix with one cup of water- easy peasy.

I ate one and then put the rest in the freezer to pop into the toaster whenever I please.

PSA: if you have a Sunbeam toaster with the bagel button on it for “perfectly toasted bagels” do not use that shit.  Sunbeams definition of perfectly toasted skews more towards burnt to a crisp and black.

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:screams:

Most aggravating words to date: The MRI shows nothing wrong.

So so very annoying.  Even the dr. agreed.  He said in a perfect world something would have popped up that he could have looked at and said- bingo, I can fix this.

But instead I’ve got the vague and open for interpretation “well just go ahead and increase your activity as the pain will allow.”

The sad side of that is I no longer have an excuse to not paint the bookshelves and bench.

Bummer.

Which means I’m off to buy paint!

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Spring is here!

Finally.

Granted I live in the south so we don’t have the snow and ice and subzero temperatures but it was really cold this winter.  But the last two days have been up in the 80’s and it has been fabulous.

To take advantage of the beautiful weather MrBunny and I decided to start my garden.

After the constant battle with vines and roots trying to work their way into my garden last year (the ivy and crap like it is out of control around here) we decided to go ahead and build a raised bed.

After much discussion in the Home Depot aisle this is what we ended up with.  I’m pretty pleased with it.

I spent a good amount of time actually researching this year so no repeat of last year’s raspberries next to tomatoes misstep.

I’ve got basil, broccoli, bell peppers, zucchini, cucumbers, radishes, white radishes, and lettuce.

Then with a gift card my parents got me for Christmas I got some “potato bags” which are basically soft sided planters that I can plant seed potatoes in and hopefully get a couple pounds out of.

I haven’t done it yet but last years garden plot is not going to go unused.  I decided to use it for mint and strawberries.  That way they can run rampant (which they will) and it’s not that big of a deal.

I can’t wait!

Had the camera out so I decided to torture the dogs some.

Ginger

Bronco- I love how the focus is on his nose.

And speaking of the strawberries-

Awww, so pretty.

Here’s hoping the bounty is plentiful!

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