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You don’t know me, no really, you don’t

It always starts one of two ways: The double take followed by numerous furtive glances. Perhaps a whisper or two. Then, gaining courage, a tentative “do I know you from fillintheblank?” or “Hey girlfriend I haven’t seen you in awhile … Continue reading

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I’m a bad blogger friend type of person

Well I’m a bad member of the “blogging community” if you will in the first place. Outside of a few, I don’t hardly read any blogs. I’m more of a serious eats/apartment therapy blog follower and those don’t really count. … Continue reading

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Dear Walgreens,

(again with Walgreens, I know, but really I shop there for pretty much everything besides groceries and it’s right down the street and there really isn’t ever a line and dear god I need a support group) I am writing … Continue reading

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The blood pressure likes this option better.

I’ve been in a “what to write about” rut for awhile now and while I could go completely batshitcrazy over irressponsible people and why they shouldn’t ever get a pet if they have no intention of taking care of them … Continue reading

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Let’s talk grammar.

I am in no way an expert. A snob for sure, but not an expert. I think I actually addressed my often repeated grammatical errors in an earlier post. But (Bazinga! (yes I am a Sheldon Cooper fan) An error right off … Continue reading

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Please don’t call the cops.

It is open window weather here in south Georgia (ducks all my yankee brethren who are still buried under snow) which in this house is both a blessing and a curse. Blessing- I have three dogs. No matter how many times a … Continue reading

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Pitch the pink.

I didn’t always live in south Georgia.  Actually I’ve lived in places that make south Georgia look like the tropics.  Places that you actually long for summer.  Places where the cold gets so deep in your bones you don’t notice … Continue reading

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Dear Google, I hate you. Love, Me

Don’t get me wrong google- there are times where I love you. There are times that if I had any greater amorous feelings towards you I’m pretty sure there’d be a fourth grader running along at any moment telling me to marry … Continue reading

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I’m such a bad daughter

Seriously. I’ve always been calendar challenged.  It got much better when I had a job because every Saturday and Sunday I was in mass and had to keep up with what weekend it was and all that crap. Now that I … Continue reading

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Another video release- Neat Little Rows

If they do nothing else right (which they do, but let’s just say for sake of argument they dont’), Elbow knows how to build up to an album release. They recently released a video for a second song off of … Continue reading

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A multi-day endeavor of random thoughts

– I love it how cows eat really slowly and with little movement because when you drive up on a group of them it looks like they are posing for a picture for you. -Liz Lemon is my hero. -I … Continue reading

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Pet Peeve of the moment- The National Anthem

One of my favorite versions of a sports event national anthem. For my entire life, my parent’s entire life, and perhaps a good chunk of my grandparent’s lives (I think the tradition started sometime after WWII maybe?  I’ll go look … Continue reading

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2010 in review- thank you dog sex

I am posting this solely so people can see that I am not imagining the excessive dog sex RISTLTMB.  If it weren’t for that and the paint in my house it is quite possible I wouldn’t have any traffic!  Frightening. … Continue reading

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An Episcopalian Emergency

There are some people that you consider friends and one day you wonder to yourself- “why on earth am I friends with this person?” I have never once thought that with my best friend. It is probably because we pretty … Continue reading

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Not so frequently asked questions

With my recent fame (go ahead and laugh, it’s okay) has come an uptick in both traffic and people asking questions about myself and the blog. I say “not so frequently asked questions” because I think only one question has … Continue reading

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Squeee!!!

A new Elbow album comes out on March 7th!!! Although Christmas has just passed, I feel like I’m waiting for Santa to come visit. Thankfully the band has released a video to give a little taste and tide those of … Continue reading

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Awkward Turtle

If you’ve been reading this blog for awhile, or you are one of those creepy stalker people (get the hell out of my bushes!) who go back and read everything, this post might seem familiar.  Because it is.  I posted … Continue reading

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Nancy Lopez tried to kill me.

This should come as a surprise to no one but I am a huge sports fan.  Outside of Nascar and professional basketball, I will watch pretty much anything.  MrBunny has often stated that I would watch midget log rolling but … Continue reading

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The greatest funeral ever.

First off- if any of my extended family happens to come across this, it is meant in good fun and don’t get your panties all in a twist. We had just moved to Florida and my dad calls. “Hey your … Continue reading

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The time I tried to put Santa hats on my dogs

Through the wonders of the internet, I’ve met and become good friends with a group of women. Through the years we’ve become a close knit crowd and around Christmas/Chaunakah/Holidays/Festivus we exchange cards. I’m not a person that usually sends out … Continue reading

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