Category Archives: Uncategorized

UNACCEPTABLE!

Posted on January 14, 2010 by Amanda Broyles

RISTLTMB: Tim Tebow sexy Dog sex is okay (which is good because no joke I’ve gotten at least 50 hits from that search in the last few days- what the fuck is wrong with people?) and I’ll give a pass … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged my dogs are snoring really loudly, that has nothing to do with the topic at hand but they are- and it is really loud, Tim Tebow is certainly not sexy | 1 Comment

It’s like the dog sex all over again

Posted on January 12, 2010 by Amanda Broyles

Seriously. Remember back in the day when RISTLTMB first started? About how it was all about dog sex? People worried about being pregnant by their dog? *and all the time I spent trying to bleach that mental image from my … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged I wish there was magic underwear- I'd wear them everywhere, Just when I had gotten past the mental turmoil the dog sex put me through, This will probably start the dog sex crap up again | Leave a comment

RISTLTMB

Posted on January 11, 2010 by Amanda Broyles

Agghhhh!!!!!!! I should have known something like this would happen. I think I might have made it into the hallowed realms of googles “Safe Search Off”. Today’s RISTLTMB (which is Random Internet Search That Led To My Blog for those … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged I think the PBS documentary about the pizza boy would be quite riviting, my mom and Ron Jeremy, RISTLTMB, wife: without underwear | Leave a comment

“Well it’s not normal” aka I have no clothes without metal on them

Posted on January 8, 2010 by Amanda Broyles

I don’t know if I posted an update to my foot drama on Wednesday and I’m too lazy to go look so a recap. Went to the dr. He said “oh it’s been three weeks and it hasn’t gotten better? … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged Moving Comfort bras kick ass, MRI, non metal clothes can bite me, Seriously my boobs have never had better support | Leave a comment

You’re Dixie’s Football Pride!!!!!!

Posted on January 8, 2010 by Amanda Broyles

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged Alabama Crimson Tide, National Champions! | 3 Comments

“It’s just a game”

Posted on January 7, 2010 by Amanda Broyles

This is what my mother told me earlier. Who is this woman? How on earth did I come from the same gene pool as her? Just a game? JUST A GAME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I must respectfully disagree lady. Just a game, pshaw. … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged Alabama Crimson Tide, BCS title game, That woman is insane! | Leave a comment

It’s almost time!!!!!

Posted on January 5, 2010 by Amanda Broyles

I can barely contain my excitement. We’ve got some guys working at the house today (fix some boards outside and we are having benches put in the breakfast room and built in bookshelves put in the blue room- I’ll be … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged Alabama football | 2 Comments

Dear old ladies in the locker room,

Posted on January 4, 2010 by Amanda Broyles

Would it kill you to put some clothes on? At least a towel? I know we are all women and have all the same parts but honestly I don’t want a very vivid glimpse into my distant future staring me … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged it doesn't matter when I go- they are always there and always naked, the Y locker room is a dangerous place | Leave a comment

I need two priests- a young and an old

Posted on January 3, 2010 by Amanda Broyles

This post contains gratuitous whining- you have been warned. Remember that three weeks of limited mobility? Well 2.5 into it and nothing has improved. Actually one might say it is worse! If my foot does not get it’s act together by Wednesday … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged take a lime and a coconut- maybe that will help | Leave a comment

RoadID giveaway

Posted on December 31, 2009 by Amanda Broyles

over on Fit Bride RoadID is fabulous. No really- it is. Before my pesky peroneal tendon decided to throw a bitch fit, I enjoyed running outside. And even though I am not a small target, and I had on a … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged damn peroneal tendon, RoadID, seriously my brother and I have spacial awareness issues | 1 Comment

It’s always darkest before dawn.

Posted on December 28, 2009 by Amanda Broyles

Well we made it. Another holiday season is in the books and we came out alive. I don’t talk about the whole infertility part of my life that often here because well, it sucks and who wants to a.)dwell on … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged holidays, Infertility, new years, What exactly constitues a .4 child? | 11 Comments

BVM Boobies

Posted on December 25, 2009 by Amanda Broyles

I am scarred for life. So we went to Mass tonight and beforehand the choir sang some carols and other pieces. Everything was going well. The music director started singing a song that was nice. I wasn’t really paying too … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged BVM, I'm just waiting for the "breastfeeding is totally natural" crowd, noticed that we can no longer sing Yahweh- didn't know that, Oh and the Pope got tackled by some crazy person | 2 Comments

I’ve had a choir or two

Posted on December 18, 2009 by Amanda Broyles

that it would have been wiser to go the “Silent Monk” route with this piece.

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged Hallelujah Chorus, Messiah, Silent Monks | Leave a comment

Peroneal Tendonitis

Posted on December 16, 2009 by Amanda Broyles

I has it. I am a horrible patient though. Horrible. When the dr. told me that I needed to rest my foot as much as humanly possible over the next three weeks, I laughed. Because of this, he decided that … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged Craftsman to the sinus cavity, I was caught red footed in the Publix parking lot, My Husband is Annoying, peroneal tendonitis, yes typing "I has it" did cause me physical pain | Leave a comment

I’m so excited

Posted on December 6, 2009 by Amanda Broyles

and I just can’t hide it!!!!!! Rose Bowl here we come!!!!! Seriously that game was beyond amazing. At times it felt like an out of body experience. And if Mark Ingram does not win the Heisman after his incredible game … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged Alabama football, BCS title, I love to see Florida lose, Roll Tide, Rose Bowl, Tebow is a big crybaby | 3 Comments

Horrifying

Posted on December 1, 2009 by Amanda Broyles

If the last group of Christian singers (who I found again on youtube… unfortunately) didn’t make you wish for a sharp knife- this surely will. And yet I wondered why people would think I was a nutcase when I would … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged christian side hug, my eyes my eyes!, whiskey tango foxtrot | 1 Comment

The Great Bisquick Incident of 2007

Posted on November 13, 2009 by Amanda Broyles

Have I ever told this story? No? Well let me remedy that. Okay, well let’s set the stage here. It was our house in Clarksville but MrBunny had already moved down to SW Georgia (the first time) and had taken … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged Bisquick, dog spit, imagine pouring a gallon of Elmer's Glue onto your carpet- it's about like that | 1 Comment

Cold War Veterans

Posted on November 11, 2009 by Amanda Broyles

First- Happy Veterans Day! Today is a day to honor all who have served in the protection of this great country of ours. Unfortunately there is a vast population of service men and women who are not considered “veterans of … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged Cold War Service Medal, Veterans Day | 4 Comments

Ten days have come and gone

Posted on October 27, 2009 by Amanda Broyles

And yet I’m still dealing with a dog with a bleeding tail. Gentle readers: Take this advice. Do not cut your dog’s tail off. It becomes a huge pain in your ass. Anyways. The hope of being stitch free last … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged dog induced bed rest, ready to be stitch free, tail vs. door | Leave a comment

Dog update

Posted on October 16, 2009 by Amanda Broyles

Thanks for all the well wishes and speedy recovery thoughts over the last day. After spending the night at the vet, Bronco came home this morning. We then had to go back about a half an hour later because the … Continue reading →