Did I hear you correctly?

So the husband said I should go ahead and call the agency back tomorrow.  Or I could wait until the new contract rolls out on the 31st, or I could just call tomorrow.

This is my life.  The man can not make a statement and stick to it.  Trust me, if I were to ask him tomorrow what color the sky was he would say “Blue, the sky is blue.  Except for sometimes it is gray, and sometimes white with clouds.  But the sky is mostly blue.”

Husband can you tell me what 2+2 is?  “Duh it is 4.  At least I think it is 4.  I learned that it was 4 when I was a kid.  I wonder if my teachers were wrong and it isn’t actually 4.  But gun to my head it is 4.”

Grrrrrrrrrrr- beyond aggravating.  Combine this with his tendency to think out loud and not actually wanting his statements acted upon (been burned by this numerous times) it puts the decision maker in a precarious situation.

All that aside- I’m calling the agency tomorrow.  Here’s hoping!

Random thought of the night- why does the Flo chick in the Progressive commercials wear an apron?  Is car insurance really that messy of an endeavor?

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Where the Hell is Matt? (2008) on Vimeo

14 months in the making, 42 countries, and a cast of thousands. Thanks to everyone who danced with me.You can turn HD off it’s playing jerky or taking too long to load.wherethehellismatt.comstridegum.com

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Decisions, decisions

We live in central Florida, aka- theme park overload.

The husband’s birthday is coming up and all attempts at a cool gift have failed so I’m now thinking we’ll go to one of the many theme park offerings around.  However it is nearly impossible to make a decision between them!

Busch Gardens- good, not far, has animals which he enjoys.

SeaWorld- another good choice, he likes aquariums, I think we could catch a shuttle so we wouldn’t have to drive

WDW- not sure.  It is my understanding that every one and their dog is at WDW every day and when you only have one day (we have no intention right now of getting multiday or season passes to WDW and we would have to drive up each day) the prospect of driving, standing in 95+ heat for 80% of the day and rain/thunderstorms the other 20%, and not getting to see the whole park is not that appetizing.

Epcot- good choice, especially while we don’t have kids.  We can walk around and enjoy the different “countries” without worrying about bored and hot children.

There are quite a few others but these are at the top of the list.  I just don’t know which one to choose!!!!!  Argh!!!

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Yahoo Answers, aka: where the dumbest people on earth congregate

Seriously.

No, seriously.

I thought the nest had dumb people.  BOTB is a freaking Mensa meeting in comparison to Yahoo Answers.  Never in my life have I had such a constant feeling of “oh my god what on earth are they going to say next?”

This is a rundown of a half hour spent on Yahoo Answers TTC board.  Please note that I have written it in actual proper English- do not fool yourselves into thinking this is what the questions and answers actually look like.

Can you get pregnant without doing IT?

I’ve been TTC for three years and I’m only 19- why aren’t I pregnant?

Go get a blood test done (usually in response to anyone who thinks they might have the slightest indication that they may possibly actually maybe could it be maybe pregnant.).

You need to go to a fertility doctor. (usually in response to anyone who mentions trying to get pregnant for any amount of time under a year.)

Just adopt.  (usually in response to anyone who mentions trying to get pregnant for over a year).

Relax.  (this is found in pretty much every single post.)

I have a ______ who ________ and she has this ________ who went on vacation and she got pregnant.

Can you tell if you are pregnant the day after you have sex?

This is just a sampling and as you can see the answers are just as asinine as the questions.  No joke.  It is like the ultimate train wreck.

Which brings me to my dilemma.

Every time I get on there I want to rip out my eyeballs and shove them down my throat in the hopes that I stop breathing.  However, even though I may not be all knowing in the TTC arena, at times I am the only person who is giving answers that a.) make sense or b.) are actually good and correct advice.  The best part is you can vote on people’s answers and almost every single one of my answers has a “thumbs down” meaning people do not think it was a good answer.  Right.  So I feel that if I leave it will continue to be the blind leading the freaking blind.

What is a woman to do?

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My life in six words.

Thanks Chrys.

She tagged me for this seemingly impossible task of describing my life in six words.

She was tagged by JackiTiger who said this:

“The Meme originated over an idea that was prompted by the book written by Larry Smith and Rachel Fershleiser, Not Quite What I was planning: Six Word Memoirs by Writers Famous and Obscure. It’s a compilation based on the story that Hemingway once bet $10 that he could sum up his life in six words. His were- “For Sale: baby shoes, never worn.”

Six words. Just six.

I’ve never been one who excelled at “summing up.” Actually I’m quite good at expounding. I’m the first with a “yea, but.” Forest for the trees is me.

Six words.

Just six.

I suppose I’d have to go with…

Nomadic, no roots, looking to start.

As a brat it is very easy to live your life in chunks of time. Mine happened to be roughly two years. Two years here, two years there, the rare luxury of six years another place. Your childhood is defined by places you lived. Your memories are partitioned into who was your friends at the time.

You excel at leaving. Not a trait that is necessarily admirable. Actually it’s something that as you get older really starts to wear on you. Your “roots” can be packed up into a U-Haul box.

The only people who “knew you when” are your parents and siblings and even they don’t really get it at times because the family stopped moving when you got to your senior year of high school. Your siblings all went to high school at the same place for all four years. They have friends and connections. They don’t understand why you have to hang on to that mixed tape because it is the only thing you have left of your childhood best friend. They don’t see how that ratty kermit tshirt can represent anything, much less be the embodiment of two years of high school.

Nomadic, no roots, looking to start.

Looking to start.

You can’t chop a tree down, glue some roots on it and replant it. You can, however, take a new tree, plant it in the ground and cultivate it to great heights and splendors.

I don’t want to discount my entire life before now. I really do love my family and am lucky to have them.

But there is a need to start my own roots. Here’s hoping the husband and I are able to do that. We are certainly going to try.

So that is my six words- and now I have to nominate people to do it themselves.

I’m really horrible at reading blogs (ironic huh?) so the only ones I can think of would be Whitey and Boo.

Get to it girls!

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Celebrate!

(pic taken from flickr- obviously by BauerPhotography)

So the fireworks are three fold.

One- this is my 100th post! Yea!!!!

Two- Our apartment complex seems to think that the 4th of July isn’t recognized enough so they are starting the celebrating on June 18th. I drove in this morning and saw on the little welcome sign they’ve put up “Happy 4th of July!”

I think the whole birth of a nation thing is cool and all (I still cry at Lee Greenwood…. that could be the excessive fringe and facial hair though) but come on people.

And Three- I miss St. Louis. I need to make a trip up to see the parents soon. Every once in awhile you just hit that “I really need to hang out with my mom for a while” point.

(total sidenote: I looked at the picture and realized that that is the statue/fountain where we took pictures after our wedding. I almost busted my ass running through the empty (except for the puddles from the torrential rain the night before) fountain in my worn out crocs. There are pictures floating around somewhere of both my brother and my brother in law hanging from that statue and standing up there next to the running man- good times)

I’m there.

So Happy 4th of July everyone!

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At the very least twice a day.

I’m adding this for slightly selfish reasons- I want it to be someplace I can easily access. I watch this every day probably at least twice! We kept it on the dvr for months!

I love it!

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Losing faith in humanity

Yet another search for ‘dogs and infertility’.

This is getting out of hand people!

I understand that when the year mark rolls around (and the second year mark looms ever closer) you start to panic and look to anything and everything for a solution.  But dogs?  Really?  What is next- clowns?  File cabinets?  Legal sized notepads?

Where does it all end?

Note: If by some bizarre twist of fate this turns out to be a valid concern; not only will I be screwed but I will also be removing this post.  I hate nothing more than being wrong.

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The Evolution of the Fist Bump


This is quite amusing.

The Rays are a fun team. It is a shame that seemingly no one cares about them at all. Seriously- you go into Sports Authority and where there is usually the local sports section you can only find maybe one or two Rays t-shirts.
Of course there is no problem finding Yankees shit. Ugh. Just nasty.

Now don’t get me wrong- I still love me some Cardinals, but this is the AL so I don’t feel too conflicted.

And honestly- what are the chances that the Rays and Cardinals end up in the Series against each other?

That’s what I thought.

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Today’s RISTLTMB

I’ve been MIA for a few days- went up to see some friends in Georgia and to visit the babydog.

We thought he was going to come home with us for a bit but we decided to do it sometime in July.  That will give us time to work with him and see how well we are able to handle him.  The biggest issue is me actually being the enforcer of rules and not the person that is able to be run over.

We’ll see how it goes!

Anyways, back to the topic of this post.

Today’s RISTLTMB is:

Infertility get a grip

I’m really hoping that this was from an infertile who is looking for ways to cope with their feelings/emotions/what have you.  Because if it isn’t and it is actually from a person who seems to think that people who are infertile need to get a grip and they are looking for ways to tell someone that…. then I have no words.

Screw that- yes I do have words.

If someone were to tell me to get a grip- I would.  A nice firm grip around their neck.

I can see how a person can let IF rule their life and how they might need to take a step back, but ‘get a grip’?  I wouldn’t dare say that to another infertile.

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Today’s pet peeve… and something I like.

Today’s pet peeve:

People who get right on your ass on the interstate when if they would pay the least bit of attention they would notice that there are people in front of you so riding your ass won’t do them much good.

Something I like:

Meeting up with old friends and seeing their two very adorable children.

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I wonder if they realize

That much more of this and people won’t come back.

There are plenty of places on the internets for people to congregate besides the nest.

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