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Oh. My. God.
There comes a point where you just have to laugh at your situation. I haven’t reached that point yet. I’m still in the pissed as hell, everyone must die stage. So I go to the dr.’s office this morning. Keep … Continue reading
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Tagged God hates me, IF, just go ahead and shoot me, pregnant 16 year olds
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Wish me luck.
Tomorrow is my dr.’s appointment. Let me go on the record as saying that if you read of a mass murder in a Tampa OB/GYN office it is me. Because if I show up and there is even the slightest … Continue reading
Posted in Infertility, TTC
Tagged going postal if I don't get answers, I love pain killers, IF, OB/GYN, stinky sticky ear snot
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I feel dirty.
Today’s RISTLTMB has rendered me speechless. Women who fuck dogs, where husbands can Disturbing.
For the record.
I do love my husband. I feel like this must be said because today’s RISTLTMB was “husband wickness”. When I put husband wickness into google it corrected me and said ‘husband wickedness’! I don’t think my husband is wicked. Aggravating … Continue reading
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Tagged he's all mine girls, husband wickness, tough man to love
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Dear Mr. Murphy;
I think it is about time you came and paid me a visit. You see, I just bought a year subscription to Fertility Friend’s VIP service. This is after almost two years of buying the 90 day package time and … Continue reading
Posted in Infertility, Open letter
Tagged Fertility Friend, IF, murphy's law, Open letter, VIP
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If only.
Another RISTLTMB (I have to really think that through each time I type it) today was “Getting yourself knocked up.” If only it was that easy! I’d have been pregnant a year and a half ago! Oh to dream.
I love when people comment anonymously
Seriously, I do. It tells so much about a person. Mostly it says that they don’t have the balls to man up and say what they think to a person’s face.
Today’s RISTLTMB
Is anyone else getting a little skeeved out by this trend? Today’s RISTLTMB is….. Sleeping with dogs and infertility I hope whoever landed on my blog with this search was able to find the information they were needing. Too funny.
When girls who spend a lot of time talking to each other on a message board get together…
Mermaid So I met up with two girls from a nest board this evening for dinner. One lives not far from me and the other was in town for a wedding. We had a grand ol’ time and even got … Continue reading
Bite me.
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Today’s RISTLTMB
(I think that’s how I abbreviated it) Drumroll please…. Random Love it.
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I’m so having one of those weeks.
So my GYN appt was supposed to be this morning. I walked into a room full of either already pregnant or recently gave birth (complete with their fresh from the uterus children) women. Okay, this is a little bit more … Continue reading
Today’s random internet search that lead to my blog.
How’s that for a post title! Well without further ado- today’s RISTLTMB: People being knocked down.
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Because I know you care.
I finally remembered to make a dentist appointment. Of course it’s because I’m in excruciating pain. Here’s hoping that by this time on June 4th I will be less a few teeth and have a plan to replace them. I’m [this] close … Continue reading
Disturbed by recent trend
of internet searches that lead to my blog! Today’s was “are dogs harmful to those trying to get pr”. I’m going out on a limb and saying that the ‘pr’ was pregnant. What harm is a dog going to be … Continue reading
Rough day at the beach
So we went to the beach today. Just a small little park tucked into the middle of nowhere. Seriously the middle of nowhere- we had to pass by shipbuilders and cargo companies to get to it. Pretty little area, nice … Continue reading
Posted in Infertility, TTC
Tagged Clomid, Conception Chronicles, fertiles be damned, foad, IF, stupid people, TTC
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Dear internet search person;
I was going to let this go and just get a chuckle out of it myself a few times… but I can’t. I have to ask. It is like a burning fire inside of me that is screaming, “for the … Continue reading
Screw the RE
While it has been brought to my attention that this is an unorthodox approach to TTC (and a potentially awkward situation to explain to the husband) it is what I’ve decided to do. After three tries going with an RE … Continue reading
Pet peeve of the day… and something I like
Today’s pet peeve: Microwaves that don’t stop beeping when you open the door. We get it- the food is done! Something I like: Rice pilaf
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Bird-day, and other little quirks 