Oh. My. God.

There comes a point where you just have to laugh at your situation.

I haven’t reached that point yet.  I’m still in the pissed as hell, everyone must die stage.

So I go to the dr.’s office this morning.  Keep in mind that this is the third time since moving down here that I’ve had an appt to see a dr. about moving forward with some testing and IF treatment.

Let me just paint a picture- office is located between a fireworks store and a check n’ go.  It is never a good sign where there is a nurse telling a homeless guy that he can’t sleep in the packed waiting room.  (Sadder still, homeless guy was the most friendly person around)

I sign in, lady asks me if I’ve ever been there before, I say no.  She says, have a seat.  Okay, I have a seat.

This place is packed.  We’ve got pregnant women and their toddlers (no joke- every single one of them had at least one toddler with them) everywhere.  Because I didn’t feel right taking a chair from a pregnant woman or a child, I stood.  Not a problem, I’m reading my book, just waiting my turn.

Twenty minutes passes.  Still haven’t been asked to fill out any paperwork or anything.  Some of the pregnant women have been seen and are leaving with their urine collection bottles.  In the meantime, two 16 year old pregnant girls and their mothers arrive and sit next to where I’m standing.

For the next thirty minutes I listen to them (the 16 year olds) complain about every single little thing.  Oh my back hurts, my feet hurt, my boyfriend is an ass.  I can’t believe the biology teacher is still making me do that project, doesn’t she know I’m pregnant and shit?

At this point I decide to go see what my status is.  So I go talk to the receptionist chick.

Come to find out- the doctor isn’t there.  Well, when is he coming back I ask.  We don’t know.  Were you planning on telling me this or just have me sit here another hour?  I didn’t stick around long enough for her response.

I knew had I stayed, there would have been blood.

So on my way home I call the dr. that the husband has just been in to see.  Thought they might be able to give me a recommendation.  They sent me right back to the RE that I started with- the one that won’t see me.

I can’t win for losing.

In other news- keep the husband in your prayers.  He has a dermatologist appt. this afternoon.  The dr. sent him because he thinks he should have a few spots on his shoulder looked at.  If the ‘c’ word is mentioned I know the husband will absolutely lose it.  Thanks.

So I’m back at square one.  Hopefully I’ll find a doctor before I’m 30.  Not looking good though.

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Wish me luck.

Tomorrow is my dr.’s appointment.  Let me go on the record as saying that if you read of a mass murder in a Tampa OB/GYN office it is me.  Because if I show up and there is even the slightest problem, I may lose it.

I’m hoping that they are able to shed some light on the ridiculous 12 days straight of spotting I’ve got going on.  Tends to get old after awhile.

Of course I’m hesitant to even try this month with the amount of antibiotics (horrid, horrid ear infection and then a dentist appointment on wednesday) and pain killers I’m taking.

Maybe we’ll be able to just run tests this cycle and then get back on the horse next cycle.

Who knows?  Hopefully I will tomorrow!

I’ll let y’all know how it goes.

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I feel dirty.

Today’s RISTLTMB has rendered me speechless.

Women who fuck dogs, where husbands can

 

Disturbing.

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For the record.

I do love my husband. 

I feel like this must be said because today’s RISTLTMB was “husband wickness”.  When I put husband wickness into google it corrected me and said ‘husband wickedness’! 

I don’t think my husband is wicked.  Aggravating beyond belief maybe, but not wicked.  Hell, he will even tell you he is a tough man to love!  But I do.  Really I do.

Just thought I should clear that up.

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Dear Mr. Murphy;

I think it is about time you came and paid me a visit.

You see, I just bought a year subscription to Fertility Friend’s VIP service.  This is after almost two years of buying the 90 day package time and time again.  

Doesn’t this seem to be the prime type of situation that your law would play into?  Think of the story!  I spent two years buying three months at a time and the moment I went ahead and bought the year subscription… bam! pregnant.

Good story.  Real good story.

I’m perfectly okay with losing the $45.  Really, I am.

Sincerely,

Me.

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If only.

Another RISTLTMB (I have to really think that through each time I type it) today was “Getting yourself knocked up.”

If only it was that easy!  I’d have been pregnant a year and a half ago!  Oh to dream.

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I love when people comment anonymously

Seriously, I do.  It tells so much about a person.  Mostly it says that they don’t have the balls to man up and say what they think to a person’s face.

 

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Today’s RISTLTMB

Is anyone else getting a little skeeved out by this trend?

Today’s RISTLTMB is…..

Sleeping with dogs and infertility

I hope whoever landed on my blog with this search was able to find the information they were needing.  Too funny.

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When girls who spend a lot of time talking to each other on a message board get together…

Mermaid

So I met up with two girls from a nest board this evening for dinner. One lives not far from me and the other was in town for a wedding.
We had a grand ol’ time and even got a chance to reenact a ttc 6+ classic!
Enjoy.

Note:  I have a mouth like an airman so you might want to turn down the volume!

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Bite me.

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Today’s RISTLTMB

(I think that’s how I abbreviated it)

Drumroll please….

Random

Love it.

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I’m so having one of those weeks.

So my GYN appt was supposed to be this morning.  I walked into a room full of either already pregnant or recently gave birth (complete with their fresh from the uterus children) women.  Okay, this is a little bit more than usual but it is an OB/GYN so what do you expect Amanda?  Well come to find out, the doctor that does fertility for that practice is not in the office today.  So…. why did you give me that appointment time ma’am?  And of course given my over active imagination I turned and everyone’s eyes were on me, the poor infertile.

You could cut the pity with a knife.

Oh well- I’ve now got an appointment for Monday.

So as if that wasn’t bad enough… I go to Einstein’s for a bagel.  The lady in front of me is talking to the cashier (who she is obviously acquaintances with) and tells her that she is pregnant with #4.  After an ear piercing squeal the cashier lets her know that she is pregnant with #2.

It was the uniting of Dunkin Donuts twins right there in front of my eyes- a miracle to behold, and then vomit over.

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Today’s random internet search that lead to my blog.

How’s that for a post title!

Well without further ado- today’s RISTLTMB:

People being knocked down.

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Because I know you care.

I finally remembered to make a dentist appointment.  Of course it’s because I’m in excruciating pain.  Here’s hoping that by this time on June 4th I will be less a few teeth and have a plan to replace them.  I’m [this] close to saying- take them all out and get me some dentures!

Polident comes in strawberry doesn’t it?

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Disturbed by recent trend

of internet searches that lead to my blog!  Today’s was “are dogs harmful to those trying to get pr”.  I’m going out on a limb and saying that the ‘pr’ was pregnant.

What harm is a dog going to be doing?  And why is your dog in the room to begin with?  Do you need an audience?  Do you need help- oh god, I need to stop right there because I just threw up in my mouth.

Edit:  I just noticed that the actual search was “are dogs harmful for a human trying to get pr”.  So apparently they aren’t concerned with the canine effect on unicorn reproduction.

 

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Rough day at the beach

So we went to the beach today.  Just a small little park tucked into the middle of nowhere.  Seriously the middle of nowhere- we had to pass by shipbuilders and cargo companies to get to it.  Pretty little area, nice shade, relatively quiet (minus the people who pulled up shortly before we left… just because you want to listen to Red Hot Chili Peppers at alarmingly high decibels while relaxing at the beach doesn’t mean the rest of the county wants to.  Just saying.).

The husband set to fishing and I got my chair and book out.  Nothing like Conception Chronicles for some light mindless beach reading!  Well of course as I’m reading the Clomid chapter a couple with their five (including one fresh from the womb) children walks by.  Thank God I had on sunglasses!  The tears were instantaneous.

Then as we are packing up (for multiple reasons, one being the obnoxious RHCP group) I set my book down on the table.  One of the RHCP group saw it and says;

Oh so you are trying to get pregnant huh?  Well brace yourself, sometimes it can take awhile.  I mean it took us four months to get pregnant and I thought I was going to die!

Once again, thank God I had on sunglasses so the woman couldn’t see the “fuck off and die” look on my face.

Note to any one reading this- if you happen to get pregnant within six months don’t ever act like it was the end of your world waiting for it.  Because the person you’re complaining to could have been trying for twice that long and even longer.

So yea, all in all a fun day.  And the husband didn’t catch anything either.  Oh well.

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Dear internet search person;

I was going to let this go and just get a chuckle out of it myself a few times… but I can’t.  I have to ask.  It is like a burning fire inside of me that is screaming, “for the love of God and all the saints in holy heaven above you must ask this person why!!!!!!”.  That is hard to ignore, trust me.

Which brings me to this a few things.

1.) Why were you searching about being knocked up by your dog?

and

2.) Why did it lead you here?

Let’s address #2 first because, truthfully, I’m frightened by #1.  The only thing I can figure is the fact that your search and my blog title both contain the words ‘knocked up’.  That’s it.  The only explanation I’ve got.  Granted there was a joke about a year ago among some friends that if I didn’t stop sleeping with the dog the results might not be that pleasant but that was just a joke.  I have no intention of doing the deed with my dog.  You hear that sound?  It is the collective sigh of relief from millions of Americans who’ve read this blog and were concerned about this.  Okay, maybe it was one person sighing really loudly.

But I can’t end this correspondence without asking why.  Why?  No, seriously, why?  Did you have a run in with a particularily fertile dog and it has now frightened you?  Do you often get freaky with Fido?  Were you just the victim of poor wording and you really meant “near my dog”?  I just don’t know and truthfully I’m not sure I really want to know.  Because in this case it might be better left to the imagination.

So in conclusion, don’t sleep with dogs.  And if you must- call Maury and make sure you get your husband and his best friend Fluffy together so they can do the big paternity test reveal.  Ratings gold right there folks, gold.

Sincerly,

Your frightened and concerned fellow human being.

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Pet peeve of the day… and something I like.

Today’s pet peeve:

People who run you over when they’ve got the star on purpose.  I know it helps them and that’s how the game is but still it irks me.

Today’s thing I like:

Mario Kart.  I love the Wii in general (so getting a Wii Fit) but Mario Kart is a whole new level of fun.

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Screw the RE

While it has been brought to my attention that this is an unorthodox approach to TTC (and a potentially awkward situation to explain to the husband) it is what I’ve decided to do.

After three tries going with an RE (#1 wouldn’t listen that I didn’t want to do IUI, #2 was just an idiot in general-seriously what RE is going to say that NFP doesn’t work, and #3 refusing to see me-see below) I’ve decided to go back to the good ol’ OB/GYN.

I’ve got an appointment for next week so we’ll see what they say.

Prize for anyone who can tell me what the acronyms (I got a little carried away) I’ve tagged stand for.

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Pet peeve of the day… and something I like

Today’s pet peeve:

Microwaves that don’t stop beeping when you open the door.  We get it- the food is done!

 

Something I like:

Rice pilaf

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